if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
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if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
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| Honey boo boo's mom is like my inspiration. |
| She dont give two fucks about nobody and idk shes great and if she can get a man then i sure as hell can too. |
stop doing that and do me instead
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